Black Friday

So i have so many videos/pics from Thanksgiving I'll have to sort through them tonight. In the Meantime, on Black Friday, Cory and I decided to skip the shopping and just got to Central Park Zoo. We got there at 10:20am right when they opened. By the time we left at 1pm, the Zoo was FULL and there was a huge line of people waiting to get in. It was empty till about noon. We had wanted to go for such a long time, its just so touristy we made it a deal to go on Black Friday, as soon as they opened, on the slowest day of the year. Success! The Central Park Zoo itself is small. It has some great exhibits (red panda!) but its no Miami Metro Zoo with bike rentals! The ticket of 17 dollars also includes admission to a 15 minute 4-D movie (think snow in theater, wind blowing, things grabbing at your legs) and admission to the equally small petting zoo. Where Lamas attack. Polar Bear!

I love the city Backdrop against the Zoo

Penguins!!

The Red Panda, the best animal at the Zoo

My Sheep that i made Cory wait around for while I petted and fed him for 20 minutes. He loved me

My one complaint at the Zoo are as always, Children. The only thing worse then Children are the grown up versions of them, their parents. Let me clarify and say i don't hate all children, i hate the NYC overly protected, one-up-you always parents and their bratty children. Everything is gluten free and organic. If anyone pulls out Goldfish for their kids to snack on, let me just say, your fucked. No one will let their kids talk to you. You feed your kids processed snacks? ugggggg. I bet you also didn't puree their baby food too. I'm you bought them JARS of baby food. Oh it took your kids a month to be potty trained? Took mine like, a day. But our toilet is also gold plated from Saks so ya know, it's just better. No toxins. So if these are the parents you can only imagine the kids and how just FANTASTIC they are to be around. They are super polite and don't push you out of the way at all when your looking at animals because clearly mommy and daddy told them how special they are. Don't try and correct their kids either way they are rude to you or tell the mothers their faces are so tight you could roll quarters off them, cause well, it just wont go over well. But THEY WILL talk on their cells phone in the 4-D movie theater (parents) and not give a crap when everyone gives them evil stares. okay rant over.

 Look, Sunbathing Seals

The Wildest Creature of them All, a smiling Avalon (ignore puffy, wisdom teeth face)

Now the Best Part of All, the Videos. Here's one of a crazy Eyed Lama I Survived after Hand feeding the Deadly Lamas:


 

The Smiling Red Panda


So, will update thanksgiving videos and such but i leave you with this Gem: