Things I love

A Text From The Ex

So i ask my Ex to see MY DOG (or i'll swallow my puke and say our dog even though i adopted him in 10th grade). I then get this delightful text back and photo "HE HAS A NEW MOMMY NOW, PLEASE LEAVE US ALONE"

So i said, "oh she's pretty but i still adopted the dog and he's mine. Can i see him while I'm stuck down in Florida?" The response was long and drawn out about how i screwed him over. Goody. I dont know why i think it so extremely sad/funny. Sad because i want to see the dog. So upset about that. BUT.

It's also such a damn funny picture. Did he have someone awkwardly take it? Did he set up a tripod to take a photo of a girl he just started dating as they made out? Either way it makes me laugh a little in a very inappropriate way.

This Asshole Ruined Everything

I came down to Florida for a few days to visit my family before Thanksgiving and the flight rates shoot up. I got home Wednesday and caught the outer bands of the storm known as Sandy on my arrival. Afterwards the weather has been amazing.

Cory is still in New York City (with his father as he came to visit as i left). So the power is out and I was supposed to fly back today and who knows when i'll be back. His father is stuck up there and I am stuck down here in Florida. This sucks. If I wasn't so worried I'd be annoyed.

At home

Fall

It's fall now in NYC, which means i soon have to buy pants or longer dresses (as i do not like pants). Its been a long week, Wednesday I saw Yukon Blond who are from British Columbia and The Jezebels (amazing show). Yukon Blonde opened for the Jezebels at Webster hall and it was pretty empty, Hey Rosetta played too but i didnt bother to take a photo.

It's also been a horrible week after the show Wednesday, Thursday and Friday were awful. As one of my 'friends' showed Eric my Facebook where it had photos of me and Cory (and our friend Jared) from our road trip to the wedding last weekend. No lie, he must have called my cell phone 67 times and my work phone number over a hundred times. It is always embarrassing to explain to your boss why you need a phone number blocked. It also takes something out of you to be called a C*nt, Bitch, Slut, Whore etc ALLLLLL Day. I mostly cried in the bathroom and cried when I came home. This continued into Friday and of course he used Merlin, my dog as collateral. I'll never see the dog, i abandoned him (merlin), I'm the worst dog owner in the world. Of course Merlin is the only reason i keep talking to Eric, i so wish someone else would take him. I hate, hate having to speak to him for the dog, he uses the dog to tell me what he thinks of me etc. He did say the only way i could see the dog is if i slept with him again. So there's that. There's disgusting that. I wont tell you what Cory reacted to that. So knowing how depressed i am, Cory cheered me up as best he could. We went out for ice cream, desert and long walks when i was sad at the idea of not seeing Merlin when I come home Wednesday. AND he got a haircut no questions asked at a REAL hair salon, this was big people(he likes 'homemade haircuts' that may or may not make him look insane). See results below.

Also, on Yelp i searched, glitter, ponies, ice cream, unicorns, magic and it had one result, Big Gay Ice Cream Shop. So we went and there was a magical Unicorn there and Pumpkin Ice cream and it was both gay and magical.

and one from last weekend i loved

Danbury Connecticut, Nick and Stacey's wedding

Took a road trip to CT with Cory and our favorite friend Jared who flew up from Florida. He stayed with us Friday night and we took the train out to Jersey (Hoboken) and rented a car since it was so much cheaper then in the city. The wedding was beautiful and so were the leaves and B & B.